Why I’m going to have white hair before I’m 40.

Eden:  “Hey mom, want to see me jump off this fort holding on to the rope swing and potentially dash my head against the wood, resulting in critical loss of brain cells?”

Me:  “NO!”

Eden:  “Great, now watch!”

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Eden:  “I’m the king of the world!”

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Eden:  “Look Mom, everything worked out great!  I’m safe and sound!”

Mom (heart beating a million times a minute):  “Wonderful.  Now come here so I can kill you.”

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3 Responses to Why I’m going to have white hair before I’m 40.

  1. I have lots of white hair. They don’t dye very well….just in case you didn’t know. But they blend in okay with the blonder hair color. SO…I’ve gone blonde. *heavy sigh*

  2. I prematurely aged my parents, which is why I’m now trying to take my children’s death-defying antics in stride. I’m not always successful with this.

    Your captions are perfeect.

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