You might be suffering from kidney stones if……. your entire kitchen counter is covered with little plastic cards that your husband borrowed to accomplish all the errands you normally do, but can’t because you’re unable to drive. These cards are on the counter, because you are physically unable to bend over to pick your purse up from the floor and put them away.
You might be suffering from a kidney stone if…….after countless side effects from hydro-codone, you decide to medicate yourself with chocolate German cookies and extremely cute babies.
Come back baby Caleb, I need another dose.
You might be suffering from a kidney stone if….. every surface you sit on has a plastic, inflatable ring on it. Commonly referred to as a donut. And you are only able to sit on the aforementioned apparatus for short intervals of time.
And you might be suffering from kidney stones if…… you hear yourself whining repeatedly, “I just want to be able to unload my own dishwasher!”
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